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Crap Dad Jokes

Because Dads aren't as funny as they think they are

Ian Allen



ISBN: 9781907554940

Price: £9.99

Publication date: 6 June 2013

Category: Humour

What do you call a decomposing whale?

Mouldy Dick.

And that joke sums up, somewhat poorly, the 999 other jokes in Crap Dad Jokes. This is not a joke book that will make most people laugh. It is designed purely for dear ol’ Dad. Following hot on the humorous heels of Portico’s Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes comes this awful sequel for your parental amusement. Crammed with 1000 jokes that will make your silly Dad roll all over on the floor laughing, this book is guaranteed to really annoy the rest of the family. In fact, the jokes are so bad, you’ll probably want to tear the book up and feed it to the dog. With that said and done, it’s the perfect present for Father’s Day and your dad. Because he’s worth it. 

What athlete is warmest in the winter?

A long jumper.


Word count: 35,000


Ian Allen recently withdrew from the human race after being lapped for the third time by his children, and is now a professional Dad. He isn’t anywhere near as funny as he thinks he is, which is quite tragic because even he doesn’t think he’s particularly funny. His books of other people’s jokes, however, have been known to provoke the odd chuckle.