The Brexit Souvenir Treasury
Adam G Goodwin
A hilarious gift book to help Remainers cope in the run-up to the fateful Brexit moment.
‘So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night
I hate to go and leave this pretty sight
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu
Adieu, adieu, to EU and EU and EU’
So sing the 16,141,241 of us who voted Remain on 23 June 2016 as we career head first into the oncoming traffic of independence from the EU sometime soon. March 2019 is the cursory date for exit and the story of Brexit will continue to rumble on, as will disgruntled Remainers and smug Leavers.
The Brexit Souvenir Treasury will take you back to the Good Old Days where £100 would get you €145, enough to get to Calais and back with four cases of wine and still have enough left over for a croque-monsieur and a café au lait. With activities and fun games aplenty, with this old-school treasury you can put on your blue-and-yellow-tinted glasses and lose yourself in the warm glow of the European dream for at least the next 30 years, after which another EU referendum might give us the opportunity to return to the European fold.
– EuroDataFax: Get the lowdown on all the big-hitting Brexit superstars.
– The How to Lose £40 Billion Game: negotiate your way out of a mutually beneficial relationship and pay billions for the pleasure of doing so.
– Ménage a Drei Photostory: Emmanuel loves Angela, Angela loves Emannuel, no one loves Theresa 🙁
– Ask Boris Remoaner Problem Page, ‘You Can Have Your Bloody Country Back’ cut-out-and-keep flags, and the Sausages, Chorizo and Bratwurst Game.