- Ian Allen

Grumpy Old Git Jokes: Because life's not all fun, fun, fun

By Ian Allen

A bumper collection of jokes for the grumpy old git in all of us.

Railing against the world? Fed up with everything? In need of a hefty dose of cynical humour? Then Grumpy Old Git Jokes is the book for you.

Straight from the mouths of the grumpiest gits our proud nation has to offer, this bumper collection contains hundreds of jokes on favourite grumpy subjects such as politics, religion, education and technology. It muses on the grump’s least favourite people (including judges, bankers and lawyers – ‘What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? About three pounds, including the urn’), and the perennial subjects of ageing (‘Old age is always fifteen years older than what I am’) and health (‘All you’ve got is hypochondria.’ ‘Can you give me anything for it?’).

This deliciously cynical, delightfully dour, mirthfully miserable book will help anyone indulge their inner grumpy old git.

Author: Ian Allen
Format: Hardback
Release Date: 05 Jun 2014
Pages: 160
ISBN: 978-1-909396-75-3
Ian Allen is a father of three teenagers and a funny man indeed. He has been a freelance editor from Staffordshire – recently voted England’s least amusing county – for the past 15 years and during that time Ian has worked on dozens of joke books, a handful of which were even intended to be comical. Ian is qualified to degree-level in Data Processing, which is also hilarious. He is the author of The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes (9781907554537) and Crap Dad Jokes (9781907554940).

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