From deeply suspect sexual politics to crackpot religions, musicians’ elevated position in popular culture allows them to hold forth freely on subjects about which they know precious little. Mind The Bollocks collects some of the finest nuggets of wisdom ever to fall from their foul, ill-educated mouths.
The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh … and then probably make you groan again.
Following hot on the hilarious heels of Shit London comes the naughty, but very funny, Rude London, an outrageous collection of photographs of the unexpected comedy that lurks on every street corner.
Even the greatest songwriters (and Spandau Ballet) have had the odd bad day at the office. Or more likely, a bad few minutes in the studio toilets scribbling the first words they can think of on the back of their tranquiliser prescription shortly before the vocal has to be recorded.
An amusing step back in time to when football was a much simpler game
A year-long scenic route of jollyness taking in the quirky events, inventions, traditions, people, places and characters that make Great Britain a nation worth celebrating every day of the year.
Following in the curmudgeonly footsteps of The Grumpy Driver’s and Golfer’s Handbooks, this is a compilation of all things frustrating about maintaining the average domestic garden.
The first in a series of books known as ‘Tackle This Sport’, parodying the famous ‘Know The Game’ series, which
365 Reasons To Be Cheerful is designed to look on the bright side of life every day of the year – the perfect pint-sized pick-me-up in these sobering, sombre times.
When I Were a Lad… looks at the glorious-yet-risky childhoods of yesteryear before the Health and Safety officers told us we couldn’t do everything because it was too dangerous.
This hilarious, fun and entertaining book has more than 100 classic car games to keep the kids amused, so they won’t need to distract mums and dads. Parents will no longer be pulling their hair out with frustration and instead the whole family will arrive at their destination in one, sane piece!
‘A very funny book indeed.’ – Michael Palin
A hilarious collection of witty and outrageous letters, ranging from inventive job applications and requests for unusual (and often non-existent) items to complaints about the fantastical, the impossible and the mundane.
Bumper Classroom Clangers is the definitive catalogue of blackboard blunders made by teachers, parents and pupils – full of bloopers so brilliant that you would be sent straight to detention if they weren’t so funny.
All dads are different, unique and special – and whether they let you borrow the car or not – they all deserve celebrating!
Crap Lyrics is a humorous celebration (and occasionally, condemnation) of over 120 of the most ridiculous hooks, lines and stinkers from pop poetry through the modern ages.
It’s a grim fact that the world isn’t as nice as it used to be. People are rude, greedy and selfish. So even though those hardback retro books with flock covers and embossed titles look nice, they won’t help turn back the clock. Skimming stones and whittling wood isn’t going to bring world peace.
